The Sochi Tragicomedy, In Meme Form
Well, folks, the Sochi Games are underway and all anyone can talk about is the American sweep of the brand-new snowboard slopestyle competition, sans Shaun White. (Congrats to Sage Kostenburg and Jamie Anderson, by the way.)
Just kidding! The controversies surrounding Sochi have virtually overwhelmed coverage of the competition itself, and, predictably, have become a meme factory.
It's easy to point and laugh, but the problems are real and almost too numerous to count: at an estimated $50 billion, the Sochi Olympics are mind-bogglingly—maybe even obscenely—expensive; they're being held on the outskirts of a volatile region with a history of terrorism—in a temperate, palm tree-lined city that's being called Russia's Miami; poor neighborhoods have been bulldozed to build hotels for the influx of visitors, but even as the Games are underway, those "hotels" are still hazardous construction sites; stray dogs roam the city and are being rounded up and killed; and, of course, there is Russia's anti-"gay propaganda" law.
Maybe gawking is a sane response. Below are a few of the recent memes highlighting the tragicomic nature of the Sochi Games.
THE TOILETS
It all started with this tweet:
Seeing double in the Gentlemen's Loo at the Olympic Biathlon Centre #Sochi pic.twitter.com/a1HoilU9zn
— Steve Rosenberg (@BBCSteveR) January 20, 2014
Before long, more pictures of Sochi's dysfunctional toilets (and hilarious signage) were making the rounds:
[Image va Facebook/Sergey Antonov]
People have asked me what surprised me the most here in Sochi. It's this. Without question ... it's ... THIS. pic.twitter.com/1jj05FNdCP
— Greg Wyshynski (@wyshynski) February 4, 2014
We torture your bowels with complex toilets. #SochiProblems #Sochi2014 pic.twitter.com/ggu1ALH4xE
— Sochi Problems (@SochiProblems) February 4, 2014
Well that's interesting... Sochi rules in the bathrooms!! #haha #olympics pic.twitter.com/xacSVimwXY
— Sebastien Toutant (@SebToots) February 1, 2014
THE SHODDY, UNFINISHED CONSTRUCTION
On the way to the media center. The street is not quite ready yet. #SochiProblems pic.twitter.com/5lA4tmGoNz
— Simon Rosner (@SimonRosner) February 6, 2014
My hotel has no water. If restored, the front desk says, "do not use on your face because it contains something very dangerous." #Sochi2014
— Stacy St. Clair (@StacyStClair) February 4, 2014
Water restored, sorta. On the bright side, I now know what very dangerous face water looks like. #Sochi #unfiltered pic.twitter.com/sQWM0vYtyz
— Stacy St. Clair (@StacyStClair) February 4, 2014
A lot of complaints about the accommodations. This is the foyer of my apartment. #SochiProblems pic.twitter.com/gKnxCywKF0
— Mark Connolly (@MarkConnollyCBC) February 6, 2014
Watch your step @Sochi2014 — I've noticed on walkway and on sidewalks that not all man holes are always covered. pic.twitter.com/a5Nv4wu5iA
— Jo-Ann Barnas (@JoAnnBarnas) February 1, 2014
After getting trapped in his hotel bathroom, one U.S. bobsledder took matters into his own hands:
...With no phone to call for help, I used my bobsled push training to break out. #SochiJailBreak pic.twitter.com/apZRefgvCO
— Johnny Quinn (@JohnnyQuinnUSA) February 8, 2014
THE DOGS
Devushka, let me smell your hand. #SochiStrays pic.twitter.com/BD2oquU2nN
— Denys Petrov (@DenysPetrov) February 7, 2014
Hey @SochiStray is this one of your pals? There are a lot puppies around #Sochi . #sochidogs pic.twitter.com/eDJ3Oocmgi
— Mark Connolly (@MarkConnollyCBC) February 7, 2014
Oh, and cats, too:
Give my friends and I 5 mins. We're on it! @Dave_Schwartz More stray cats at the MMC..sadly not the band #Sochi pic.twitter.com/ylXoP9p742
— Sochi Dog (@SochiStray) February 6, 2014
THE OLYMPIC RINGS FAIL
Which spawned some spinoffs, a few of which were collected by BuzzFeed:
And a putative ad:
Brilliant new ad from Audi. "* When four rings is all you need". #SochiProblems #audi #Olympics2014 #Sochi2014 pic.twitter.com/dCxCZMjCaU
— Sochi Report (@sochireport) February 10, 2014
ASHLEY WAGNER'S "BULLSH*T" MOMENT
After receiving a lower-than-expected score, U.S. figure skater Ashley Wagner was captured on camera responding:
Only 13 more days left, people. Let's hope this is the worst of it.